{"id":123,"date":"2015-10-13T20:32:09","date_gmt":"2015-10-13T20:32:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/?p=123"},"modified":"2015-10-13T20:32:09","modified_gmt":"2015-10-13T20:32:09","slug":"hvorfor-ligger-vejpraesten-og-rager-rundt-paa-cykelstien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"Hvorfor ligger vejpr\u00e6sten og rager rundt p\u00e5 cykelstien?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hver aften drager Frodo og jeg ud p\u00e5 en stor og farlig mission, for at kontrollere om Ringsted stadig er der. For det meste er den der, men nogen gange er den forsvundet i t\u00e5ger. Vi l\u00e6gger udf\u00f8rligt rapport til hinanden, deler en hundeguffer (Frodo f\u00e5r gufferen, og jeg f\u00e5r mundvandet) og drager hjem igen.<\/p>\n<p>Det sidste halve \u00e5r, har vi observeret noget besynderligt, n\u00e5r vi er ude p\u00e5 vores aftenmission. Der ligger en vejpr\u00e6st og rager rundt p\u00e5 cykelstien. Vi samler den op, s\u00e6tter den p\u00e5 plads, og 8 ud af 10 after, ligger den der igen, n\u00e5r vi kommer forbi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hov! Stop! Vejpr\u00e6st? <a href=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212537.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-124 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212537-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20151013_212537\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212537-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212537-1024x575.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212537-768x431.jpg 768w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212537-1536x863.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212537-2048x1150.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Ligger der virkelig en pr\u00e6st? Nej selvf\u00f8lgelig mener jeg ikke en <a href=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212537.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a>rigtig vejpr\u00e6st. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kristeligt-dagblad.dk\/danmark\/vejprster-skal-vrne-mod-trafikulykker\">S\u00e5dan i russisk-ortodoks forstand<\/a>. Jeg mener en af de her hvide kantafm\u00e6rkninger, som nogen kalder vejpr\u00e6ster (De viser vejen, men g\u00e5r den ikke selv). Jeg synes ligesom det lyder lidt cooler at sige vejpr\u00e6st end kantafm\u00e6rkning.<\/p>\n<p>Denne vejpr\u00e6st, der har s\u00e5 sv\u00e6rt ved at holde sig oprejst, har givet anledning til mange sjove teorier. Den ligger altid p\u00e5 n\u00e6sten pr\u00e6cis samme m\u00e5de.<\/p>\n<p>Teori 1 &#8211; Muldvarpen:<a href=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212621.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-126\" src=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212621-168x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20151013_212621\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212621-168x300.jpg 168w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212621-575x1024.jpg 575w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212621-768x1368.jpg 768w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212621-863x1536.jpg 863w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212621-1150x2048.jpg 1150w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212621-scaled.jpg 1438w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nDer bor en muldvarp under gr\u00e6srabatten. Muldvarpen har et muldvarpeskud lige unde vejpr\u00e6sten. N\u00e5r muldvarpen stikke hovedet op, skubber den vejpr\u00e6sten op af hullet.<\/p>\n<p>Teori 2\u00a0 &#8211; Oversv\u00f8mmelsen:<br \/>\nI disse skybrudstider er det oplagt at t\u00e6nke at hullet bliver fyldt ved vand. Vejpr\u00e6sten er af plastik og flyder ovenp\u00e5. Den ryger op af hullet og v\u00e6lter.<\/p>\n<p>Teori 3 &#8211; Knallertb\u00f8llen:<br \/>\nEn knallertb\u00f8lle k\u00f8rer forbi hver dag og v\u00e6lter vejpr\u00e6sten.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Teori 4 &#8211; R\u00e5dyret:<a href=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212611.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-125 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212611-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20151013_212611\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212611-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212611-1024x575.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212611-768x431.jpg 768w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212611-1536x863.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212611-2048x1150.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nVejpr\u00e6sten st\u00e5r lige p\u00e5 r\u00e5dyrenes overgangssted. Et r\u00e5dyr har set sig gal p\u00e5 den og v\u00e6lter den, hver gang den skal forbi.<\/p>\n<p>Teori 5 &#8211; Den vrede mand p\u00e5 g\u00e5rden:<br \/>\nP\u00e5 g\u00e5rden overfor vejpr\u00e6sten bor en mand, der if\u00f8lge egnshistorierne f\u00f8r er g\u00e5et amok. Han har set sig gal p\u00e5 vejpr\u00e6sten og v\u00e6lter den. Hver gang han ser den st\u00e5r oprejst igen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212650.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-127\" src=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212650-168x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20151013_212650\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212650-168x300.jpg 168w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212650-575x1024.jpg 575w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212650-768x1368.jpg 768w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212650-863x1536.jpg 863w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212650-1150x2048.jpg 1150w, https:\/\/webhule.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_20151013_212650-scaled.jpg 1438w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><\/a>Teori 6 &#8211; Sp\u00f8gelset:<br \/>\nHver nat, n\u00e5r klokken sl\u00e5r 3, forvandler den sig til en russisk-ortodoks vejpr\u00e6st. Der skal s\u00f8rge for at folk k\u00f8rer ordenligt. N\u00e5r klokken sl\u00e5r 5 forvandler den sig tilbage til en plastikvejpr\u00e6st, men kommer ikke tilbage i hullet.<\/p>\n<p>Find selv p\u00e5 flere&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hver aften drager Frodo og jeg ud p\u00e5 en stor og farlig mission, for at kontrollere om Ringsted stadig er der. For det meste er den der, men nogen gange er den forsvundet i t\u00e5ger. 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